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Cordelia St & Glenelg St, South Brisbane QLD 4101, Australia
Brisbane, Queensland 4101
(07) 3291 4111

mr wokka can take the wokka shame outta the school. good thing hes gone right now but now the fake mr wokka cousins are doing his job

I came here in the fall of 1989, and haven't left since! My first day was quite eventful. I walked in on my rollerksates, only to narrowly avoid getting a detention. I asked the uniform cop "What gives?" and he said I was required to wear a uniform to school! What?!So I left to go and buy a uniform with the ten dollar note I had in my pocket. I walked in there to find the uniforms are extremely expensive. So I was searching through my bag trying to find some more money to buy one of the damn uniforms, when I discovered that the nice young man behind the counter, maybe 5 years old, was actually Mark Zuckerberg! What a surprise! I was very excited to meet the Zucc, but then I realised that he's actually a lizard in disguise!The Zucc zipped off his human skin to reveal his true lizard form, and started to chase after me!I ran backwards, trying to figure out what to do about this lizard chasing me, then I remembered! The Zucc can't handle coming into contact with Coke! So I ran towards the canteen, thinking I would be able to dump some Coke on the lizard and save my own life. When I got in there, I realized that the canteen doesn't serve Coke! Apperently it has a small amount of a poison called "Caffeine" in it! PROPESTEROUS!Fortunately, my life was saved by a can of Pepsi, which apperantly the lizard is weak to as well. And that was just the first day!Everyday at this school is insane, and lizards still regularly try and kill me, but that's what I like about it!Oh also it kinda sucks not gonna lie

the overall school is great and the teachers are nice if you treat them with respect. but like, if you lose something and forgot to write your name on it, dont expect to get it back. i have countlessly lost in this school because i get distracted easily, and cant find it because i accidentally misplaced it. its kinda annoying, just try to label everything like a normal person, dont be like me.

I hear the drums echoing tonightBut she hears only whispers of some quiet conversationShe's coming in, 12:30 flightThe moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvationI stopped an old man along the wayHoping to find some long forgotten words or ancient melodiesHe turned to me as if to say, "Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you"It's gonna take a lot to take me away from youThere's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever doI bless the rains down in AfricaGonna take some time to do the things we never hadThe wild dogs cry out in the nightAs they grow restless, longing for some solitary companyI know that I must do what's rightAs sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the SerengetiI seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've becomeIt's gonna take a lot to drag me away from youThere's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever doI bless the rains down in AfricaGonna take some time to do the things we never hadHurry boy, she's waiting there for youIt's gonna take a lot to drag me away from youThere's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever doI bless the rains down in AfricaI bless the rains down in Africa(I bless the rain)I bless the rains down in Africa(I bless the rain)I bless the rains down in AfricaI bless the rains down in Africa(Ah, gonna take the time)Gonna take some time to do the things we never had

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll meI ain't the sharpest tool in the shedShe was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumbIn the shape of an "L" on her foreheadWell the years start coming and they don't stop comingFed to the rules and I hit the ground runningDidn't make sense not to live for funYour brain gets smart but your head gets dumbSo much to do, so much to seeSo what's wrong with taking the back streets?You'll never know if you don't goYou'll never shine if you don't glowHey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go playHey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paidAnd all that glitters is goldOnly shooting stars break the moldIt's a cool place and they say it gets colderYou're bundled up now, wait till you get olderBut the meteor men beg to differJudging by the hole in the satellite pictureThe ice we skate is getting pretty thinThe water's getting warm so you might as well swimMy world's on fire, how about yours?That's the way I like it and I never get boredHey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go playHey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paidAll that glitters is goldOnly shooting stars break the moldHey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go playHey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paidAnd all that glitters is goldOnly shooting starsSomebody once asked could I spare some change for gas?I need to get myself away from this placeI said yep what a conceptI could use a little fuel myselfAnd we could all use a little changeWell, the years start coming and they don't stop comingFed to the rules and I hit the ground runningDidn't make sense not to live for funYour brain gets smart but your head gets dumbSo much to do, so much to seeSo what's wrong with taking the back streets?You'll never know if you don't go (go!)You'll never shine if you don't glowHey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go playHey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paidAnd all that glitters is goldOnly shooting stars break the moldAnd all that glitters is goldOnly shooting stars break the mold

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  • John Johnson
    Added 2019-02-03
    mr wokka can take the wokka shame outta the school. good thing hes gone right now but now the fake mr wokka cousins are doing his job
  • StrudelGod
    Added 2018-12-15
    I came here in the fall of 1989, and haven't left since! My first day was quite eventful. I walked in on my rollerksates, only to narrowly avoid getting a detention. I asked the uniform cop "What gives?" and he said I was required to wear a uniform to school! What?!So I left to go and buy a uniform with the ten dollar note I had in my pocket. I walked in there to find the uniforms are extremely expensive. So I was searching through my bag trying to find some more money to buy one of the damn uniforms, when I discovered that the nice young man behind the counter, maybe 5 years old, was actually Mark Zuckerberg! What a surprise! I was very excited to meet the Zucc, but then I realised that he's actually a lizard in disguise!The Zucc zipped off his human skin to reveal his true lizard form, and started to chase after me!I ran backwards, trying to figure out what to do about this lizard chasing me, then I remembered! The Zucc can't handle coming into contact with Coke! So I ran towards the canteen, thinking I would be able to dump some Coke on the lizard and save my own life. When I got in there, I realized that the canteen doesn't serve Coke! Apperently it has a small amount of a poison called "Caffeine" in it! PROPESTEROUS!Fortunately, my life was saved by a can of Pepsi, which apperantly the lizard is weak to as well. And that was just the first day!Everyday at this school is insane, and lizards still regularly try and kill me, but that's what I like about it!Oh also it kinda sucks not gonna lie
  • iz foley
    Added 2018-12-03
    the overall school is great and the teachers are nice if you treat them with respect. but like, if you lose something and forgot to write your name on it, dont expect to get it back. i have countlessly lost in this school because i get distracted easily, and cant find it because i accidentally misplaced it. its kinda annoying, just try to label everything like a normal person, dont be like me.
  • Ali Hussain
    Added 2018-11-19
    I hear the drums echoing tonightBut she hears only whispers of some quiet conversationShe's coming in, 12:30 flightThe moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvationI stopped an old man along the wayHoping to find some long forgotten words or ancient melodiesHe turned to me as if to say, "Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you"It's gonna take a lot to take me away from youThere's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever doI bless the rains down in AfricaGonna take some time to do the things we never hadThe wild dogs cry out in the nightAs they grow restless, longing for some solitary companyI know that I must do what's rightAs sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the SerengetiI seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've becomeIt's gonna take a lot to drag me away from youThere's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever doI bless the rains down in AfricaGonna take some time to do the things we never hadHurry boy, she's waiting there for youIt's gonna take a lot to drag me away from youThere's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever doI bless the rains down in AfricaI bless the rains down in Africa(I bless the rain)I bless the rains down in Africa(I bless the rain)I bless the rains down in AfricaI bless the rains down in Africa(Ah, gonna take the time)Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
  • Douglas Eberhardt
    Added 2018-10-31
    Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll meI ain't the sharpest tool in the shedShe was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumbIn the shape of an "L" on her foreheadWell the years start coming and they don't stop comingFed to the rules and I hit the ground runningDidn't make sense not to live for funYour brain gets smart but your head gets dumbSo much to do, so much to seeSo what's wrong with taking the back streets?You'll never know if you don't goYou'll never shine if you don't glowHey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go playHey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paidAnd all that glitters is goldOnly shooting stars break the moldIt's a cool place and they say it gets colderYou're bundled up now, wait till you get olderBut the meteor men beg to differJudging by the hole in the satellite pictureThe ice we skate is getting pretty thinThe water's getting warm so you might as well swimMy world's on fire, how about yours?That's the way I like it and I never get boredHey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go playHey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paidAll that glitters is goldOnly shooting stars break the moldHey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go playHey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paidAnd all that glitters is goldOnly shooting starsSomebody once asked could I spare some change for gas?I need to get myself away from this placeI said yep what a conceptI could use a little fuel myselfAnd we could all use a little changeWell, the years start coming and they don't stop comingFed to the rules and I hit the ground runningDidn't make sense not to live for funYour brain gets smart but your head gets dumbSo much to do, so much to seeSo what's wrong with taking the back streets?You'll never know if you don't go (go!)You'll never shine if you don't glowHey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go playHey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paidAnd all that glitters is goldOnly shooting stars break the moldAnd all that glitters is goldOnly shooting stars break the mold
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